Back! And, Sean Avery should go find a hole

Posted by ToxicDoom | Wednesday, December 03, 2008 |

Geeze, i go away for a few days, and come back to DRAMA! Well...sorta lol. It was reported on Tuesday that Sean Avery actually commented about his breakup from Canadian hottie, Elisha Cuthbert. I'm not gonna post all the info about it...because, chances are you've read it. However, if ya haven't, you can actually go Here and read all about it! If ya need proof that what i'm about to say here about Sean is Bad...look to the right :) Plus - i have to stick up for Canada!

I've always disliked Shawn - from his L.A. Kings days, to his more recent stint with the Rangers. Now, as of the start of the 08-09 NHL season, he's managed to...snake his way in to Dallas territory. I LOVE the Stars (Them, and the Oilers) - but, when ya take an asshole on board - one that wouldn't even shake the hands of Marty Brodeur last season after the Devils kicked the Rangers outta the series...that's just bloody sad.

Now, with the news that came out after the Flames/Stars game - Avery went as far to calling Cuthbert "Sloppy seconds". Granted, it was kind of...hidden to a point...but, ya still don't say that! Here's the full quote "I just want to comment on how it's become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don't know what that's about."

Geeze, can ya really blame this hot chick - who's too good for ya in the first place - for dumping your sorry ass? And, sloppy seconds? Yea...rightttt. The audacity of you to think you were her "First" is just...what's the word? Pitiful? Not saying she's some kind of whore - i'm just saying that she was with other guys before you...and, to think that you're something "better" is just way too.....fuckin concieted.

Sean - come on! To think you're sooooo much better than Dion Phaneuf is something i can't comprehend. You've had a long list of chicks who are more than "Sloppy seconds" - and, you're prob'ly sloppy sixths. In my books, Elisha doesn't apply as sloppy seconds.

So, next time ya start runnin' your mouth - think before ya speak buddy. You're not "Clean" - nor will ya ever be! And, to the next lady who comes after ya - remember his list of chicks...and, remember to get checked! :)

Just thought i'd do my PSA at the end there. And they say i don't care oO

Oh yea, and here's the video from TSN - it's about 2:15 long, and includes some commentary. They can do a better job than i can lol.